Liz: What is your full name? Collin Danger Kartchner (it's actually Stanley)
How long have we been married? ummm...5 1/2 years (then he farts)
Liz:That smells so bad honey
Collin: Thank you
(laughing) What's your dream job? Playing 3rd base for the Yankees
What's your dream car? Aston Martin DB9
Liz: Oh, I think that's the car Edward takes Bella to the prom in (a must read!)
Collin: Edward can kiss my butt
What's your claim to fame? Uuumm I married the Scrapbooker of the Year
Liz: No really
Collin: I cut off Ethan Hawke while skiing at Sundance and made him biff it (laughs)
What do you like to do? Hang with you and Avery, golf, umm...wakeboard, watch The Office, and do house projects
What's your biggest fear? Being left in the middle of the ocean at night
What animal describes you? That's a dumb one, I don't like that one
Liz: Just answer
Collin: yawns...what animal describes me? ...A Belluga whale
Collin:It's the fat, funner version of a dolphin
Liz: Funner isn't a word
Collin: More fun
If you could live in any era which one would it be? Roaring 20s, I would be a mobster
What's a goal for 2008? Not die in the 3 triathlons I'm signed up for
What your guiltiest pleasure? What should I say for that one?
Liz: Just answer
(I couldn't type his first answer)
Collin: Buffalo wings at Tucanos soaked in ranch
Liz: What do you love about me?
Collin: What don't I love about you...I love everything
Liz: Say one thing!
Collin: singing "Cuz you make me feel, you make me feel like a natural man."
Collin: You make me want to be the best person I can be
Liz: Ah, thanks hun!
Check out one of Collin's karaoke performances below!! He's crazy I tell ya!
I'm tagging Britney Mellen, Noel, Emily Frame, Mary, Holly Nelson & Casabar, Jen, Katelyn, Emily Anderson, Camille, Erin Miller, Cass Hunter, Tiffany & Co. and anyone who wants to play along.