Monday, February 25, 2008

my hubby- uncensored

I was tagged by my friend Heather to get to know my hubby! So I'm interviewing Collin on my laptop while he watches Discovery Channel.
Liz: What is your full name? Collin Danger Kartchner (it's actually Stanley)
How long have we been married? ummm...5 1/2 years (then he farts)
Liz:That smells so bad honey
Collin: Thank you
(laughing) What's your dream job? Playing 3rd base for the Yankees
What's your dream car? Aston Martin DB9
Liz: Oh, I think that's the car Edward takes Bella to the prom in (a must read!)
Collin: Edward can kiss my butt
What's your claim to fame? Uuumm I married the Scrapbooker of the Year
Liz: No really
Collin: I cut off Ethan Hawke while skiing at Sundance and made him biff it (laughs)
What do you like to do? Hang with you and Avery, golf, umm...wakeboard, watch The Office, and do house projects
What's your biggest fear? Being left in the middle of the ocean at night
What animal describes you? That's a dumb one, I don't like that one
Liz: Just answer
Collin: yawns...what animal describes me? ...A Belluga whale
What's that?
Collin:It's the fat, funner version of a dolphin
Liz: Funner isn't a word
Collin: More fun
If you could live in any era which one would it be? Roaring 20s, I would be a mobster
What's a goal for 2008? Not die in the 3 triathlons I'm signed up for
What your guiltiest pleasure? What should I say for that one?
Liz: Just answer
(I couldn't type his first answer)
Collin: Buffalo wings at Tucanos soaked in ranch
Liz: What do you love about me?
Collin: What don't I love about you...I love everything
Liz: Say one thing!
(waiting)
Collin: singing "Cuz you make me feel, you make me feel like a natural man."
(still waiting)
Collin: You make me want to be the best person I can be
Liz: Ah, thanks hun!
THE END
Check out one of Collin's karaoke performances below!! He's crazy I tell ya!
I'm tagging Britney Mellen, Noel, Emily Frame, Mary, Holly Nelson & Casabar, Jen, Katelyn, Emily Anderson, Camille, Erin Miller, Cass Hunter, Tiffany & Co. and anyone who wants to play along.

21 comments:

Tiffany said...

Okay this Q & A is just hilarious! Off to do one with my hubby! LOL

Elizabeth said...

Hilarious!!! Love it :D

emily said...

ha! this is so funny...i'm cracking up :) okay, can't wait to interview the hubs.
later!

Holly said...

How did you post the actual video on your blog? I can't do that!
And...I'm totally interviewing Damon tonight!

Holly said...

Never mind...I figured it out:o)

Jenn said...

LOL, hahahaha! Thanks for sharing...I think ;) Jenn

Ingunn said...

Lol! I miss Collin :oD

Tiffany & Co. said...

I just about died laughing when you said he farted. Got to love our farter husbands! Why?! Can't wait to see what my husband will say when I ask him these questions. He loves this stuff. We need to meet some time! :)

dawnsing said...

Oh my, Liz....TOO funny!! The video is so funny too!!

Anonymous said...

SO love your blog....I check it out regularly! That was a hysterical interview.....gotta do that with my hubby! Thanks for the good laugh this morning with the video, too. I told my boys...."See guys, it's not whether you can sing or not, it's if you can work the crowd!" What a blast! Life is never dull with a hubby that fills it with laughter! My hubby sure does that in our home!

Thanks,
Julie in Texas

Daisy Niemeyer said...

Loved the interview and the video he is hilarious in both! =0)

Anonymous said...

HYSTERICAL!!!!!

Erin said...

That was so fun to read! Thanks for the tag Liz. I've honestly been trying to do a post about Mike for the longest time but he won't ever let me. I'm glad Collin was good sport and let you do this about him. I think it helped Mike realize it's okay for me to talk about him on my blog once in while. :) You guys are such a cute couple!

Amy Hummel said...

LOL... This is hilarious. It's fun that you are married to such a goofy guy. My guy is goofy too, just in a different way! I don't think he'd give me funny answers in an interview.

And when I clicked on your blog... I was confused for a second because I thought maybe I had addicently stumbled onto my blog (as we have some of the same songs playing).

And I totally agree that it's too bad we don't live closer so that we could take awesome pictures of each other. Currently, the tripod and remote are my best friends! That, and a little boy that pretends to take my picture, and sends me encouraging words like "cheese."

AngMomof3 said...

Ah, that's sweet. And entertaining. And so fun to read! Thanks for sharing.

Tell Collin that if you ever have a boy he could actually give him the middle name Danger-- we have friends who did that! Daniel Danger... woah.

Kit Kartchner said...

Oh, Lizzie, I sure love you two!

Thanks for only censoring "one" part. The rest--well, I could totally see you two, sitting around having this conversation. I feel like we all got a peek into your very home.

It is a gift to be able to be so real, and to capture the reality! Your blog is better than those dumb reality shows. :)

Give that goofy, funny, wonderful husband of yours a hug from his Momma for me!

Kit/Mom

Tiffany Hewlett said...

I have tears streaming down my face as I watch this karaoke and then the "Edward can kiss my butt" comment had me on the floor-my husband feels the same way any time I say anything about Edward. SO FUNNY!

noel joy said...

you are too funny... ok... i am heading off to post my tag...

noel joy said...

hey collin... stan added his answers on his blog. :D

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Luann said...

I love this survey and the complete honesty of his responses. I will be torturing my hubby this weekend with it.