Collin and I laugh our heads off at these. Here are just a few of the facts about Chuck Norris. Just for fun and because it's Friday!!!
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked named for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eve drops.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting Chuck Norris goes killing.
There isn't a theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.