Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked named for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eve drops.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting Chuck Norris goes killing.
There isn't a theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Outer Space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Liz,
I hope you don't mind me commenting on your blog, but i saw your name on Lindsay and Tyler Kearl's and i had to leave a comment on how beautiful your daughter is. Her eyes are so pretty. You can tell she gets all her good looks from her mom. I hope all is well. You have such a cute family. Tell Camille hi. You have got a great sister!!!
Thanks
Shanna (Thomas) LeRoy
Liz..whatever!! I am so glad you found me. Can your little girl get any cuter? Hmmm, don't think so! Your family is the cutest!! Please keep in touch!
Love your blog. Collin certainly has grown up to be a real man.
Ty Kearl
Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer, AIDS, and Parkinsons Diesease. Too bad he never cries.
It takes 8 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 1 to make him burn down a orphanage.
A man once asked Chuck Norris what time it was. he replied, "0.2 seconds til." Then roundhouse kicked the man in the head.
Chuck Norris once flew a single prop airplance around the world, but the prop fell off half way through do he sat on the front of the plane and did continual roundhouse kicks to keep the plane going. He made the trip in 22 minutes.
(Collins paragraph Chuck Norris fact haha)
Whats the last thing you see when you get killed by Chuck Norris? Size 19 combat boots through your vision receptors.
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