♫ I picked a winner and I liked it...♫ (hijacked by Collin)

What up ladies.

And you.

Hey you....dude....yes, you...guy sitting there in the green shirt that says, "You're just jealous the voices don't talk to you". Time for a shower bro.

My little Lizard Breath is tired from "growing a child in her tummy" so I'm picking the winner for this EPIC giveaway. Pregnancy is something I'll never understand. I've heard it's like eating Asian food everyday for 9 months. True story: I once ate Indian food everyday for a week, and let me tell you, go eat Indian food for 5 days in a row and only then will you realize in their culture why they can pray to more than one God.

So, Liz just said "could you pick a winner?" but what I heard was "go write whatever you want on my blog without getting thrown in jail later for it" so here. we. are. ladies.

Do you ladies know what it's like to be a dad? It's not easy. I'm trying to be a good dad though, give my kids the chance to experience all that life has to offer. Trying to teach them to be polite, cuz there's SO many rude people out there. For example, the other day I told Avery, "Look, if you're ever talking to someone who has really stinky breath, don't be rude and say, "Hey, your breath stinks" just walk up to them....and kindly ask, "Hey, did you eat poop for breakfast?"

SO much better, right?

I'm trying to teach them survival skill, because you never know when they're going to need them. I.E., the other day we were camping and I looked at my kids and said, "Look, if you're ever lost out in the woods without a compass, and you don't know which way is North, there's a REALLY easy way to figure that out in the forest that I learned in Boy Scouts. All you have to do is look around, and find the nearest DirectTV satellite dish on a house, because satellite dishes ALWAYS FACE SOUTH. Then, just turn around, and THAT is the North Star.

And...if you're ever on the roof-tops of London, NEVER EVER start yelling, "STEP IN TIME!" or crazy stuff is gonna happen.

I'm like Bear Grylls meets Mary Poppins of dad...hood. Anyways, I feel like I'm monologuing. Am I monologuing?

Let's pick this winner, shall we?

So, this winner is going to get a gihugant box of awesome scrapbook stuff, AND....maybe I'll poke some holes in the cardboard and give you our dog Mookie too. (I can't stand him, he gives me looks like "You're not my dad" and "Remember that one time you fed me an entire bag of Cheetos?"

And the Winner of this Dear Lizzy giveaway goes to....

ME.

LOLJK! GIVE IT UP FOR THE BRACKET ANNE-INATOR CLOSED BRACKET!!!!!!

{Anne} said...

Oh I do love that feeling of fresh and clean when things have gone wild in my craft room so way to go you! And can I add that bust with ribbon on it is adorable beyond belief. Clever idea!
I am celebrating the rest of this summer. It has slipped right through my fingers this year and I am so sad there in only 3 weeks until school starts for my babe.
I am crossing my fingers and toes(not that I can cross my toes but I am going to try hard) on this giveaway! Your stuff is delicious!
Thanks for this chance :)!

Email your information to Liz and she'll send me to the post office like Princess Buttercup and I'll probably say, "As you wish."